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Evaristo Baschenis

It’s hard to forget which song was playing in the background, the first time you tightly pressed your almost naked breasts against another woman’s at a bar. Especially when you’re grinding her luscious body to the beat of the music, while trying to decide if you’re jealous or want to nibble her all over.

How nice it is to be able to be taken directly back into these priceless memories just by listening to the track that was playing in the moment.

Have you ever been guilty of letting songs, whole albums or even bands be ruined because of a failed relationship?

You try to play the music again once its over, but it doesn’t feel right? The music seems to bring you back to era random girlfriend/boyfriend and the songs feel tainted somehow.

Time to take our power back! From this day forward those broken tracks will be emblems of celebration. We are celebrating their loss, because take a look at what they’re missing!

Music plays such a big part in our relationships.Your song, the bands you listen to together, music you’ve introduced each other to. The music you like to listen to while having sex, lovers who support strange phases where you only want to do it while listening to this one song, on repeat.

Music, because if you turn the volume up high enough you don’t have to worry about the noise scaring the neighbours!

Being single doesn’t have to equal a lack of romance in your life. Simple steps can create intimate moments of self love, for those times when there is only one seat requested at the dinner table.

Light the candles, get that trashy outfit on and don’t forget the most important element…

A varied list of the perfect music, to jerk off to. The right masturbation music can be the thing that takes a great orgasm, into mind blowing territory!

The combination of music should range from a few love ballads for when you’re in the mood for some mushy stuff, to heavier tracks when you just want to go in and get the job done.

Do I hear one of those chosen songs playing, right now? I was kinda wondering where your hands were this whole time. How exactly have you been scrolling down the page?

Wow! Not that I needed more reasons to increase my yoga practice, I’m really going to need you to show me how to do that later…

I was at one point, very guilty of letting someone ruin a whole bunch of music for me. His appearance greatly resembled the singer of a band I was in to, needless to say they were also now out of the question.

You know that one, who you just can’t get out from under your skin?

I got carpet burn in the weirdest places, having sex in the adult movie section where he used to work. Never felt so classy, in my life!

The funny thing is that he actually tried to contact me, via this blog.

I think he thinks, I might still want to fuck him. Which I don’t of course, I’m like so over it!

He’s probably really bad in bed now anyway.

Dear Scott Weiland look-alike,

Yes, it really is Frances Elaina (Insert Last Name) who went to (Insert School) in Montreal.

Hope you’re doing well! 🙂

BTW you don’t affect my music taste, anymore.

F.