The “Chef”
A term used
Quite loosely
Stirred
Tzatziki sauce
With his
Big
Hairy
Greaseball arm
That was the
Least disgusting thing…
Couldn’t help being
A terrible waitress
To customer’s like,
Steve
Who thought he was
Al Pacino and
Used to leave
10 cent tips
Forced to listen
As he ate
Recycled bread
Slathered in
Mayonnaise
His proud
Stories
Of how much
He loved
Jerking off
On his balcony—
While
Watching
Children play
Down below
Sick laughs
Sick laughs
Hey Steve
You’re not fucking Al Pacino!
He even wrote
His name on the bathroom wall
Using his own shit
Hey Steve
It was cooler when the Marquis did it,
Don’t ask me to serve you food anymore
Hey Steve
You’re being taken away in a bright
Orange jumpsuit…
Hey,
Steve.
F.
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He sounds, disgusting! Xx
He really was…Thank you for reading Carol Anne!
Any time. Xxx
This made me laugh 😀 thanks
Thank you Robert! I’m glad you enjoyed it 🙂
Cutting. Great cynical voice. Reminds me what a lousy waitress I made way back, but also some reasons why.
Many thanks for leaving such a thoughtful comment! Being a waitress is damn hard work, people can be really difficult…
Fantastic. So much fun to read. 🙂
Writing it was fun too. Thank you so much! I’m happy you liked it 🙂
Anyone who even jokes about harming a child in my presence is taking a risk. I’m all about peace and tranquility but I have my limits.
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Hysterical. This was a ton of fun to read
Thank you so much. Completely based on true events, life can be pretty funny sometimes. Glad it made you smile!