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The “Chef”

A term used

Quite loosely

Stirred

Tzatziki sauce

With his

Big

Hairy

Greaseball arm

That was the

Least disgusting thing…

Couldn’t help being

A terrible waitress

To customer’s like,

Steve

Who thought he was

Al Pacino and

Used to leave

10 cent tips

Forced to listen

As he ate

Recycled bread

Slathered in

Mayonnaise

His proud

Stories

Of how much

He loved

Jerking off

On his balcony—

While

Watching

Children play

Down below

Sick laughs

Sick laughs

Hey Steve

You’re not fucking Al Pacino!

He even wrote

His name on the bathroom wall

Using his own shit

Hey Steve

It was cooler when the Marquis did it,

Don’t ask me to serve you food anymore

Hey Steve

You’re being taken away in a bright

Orange jumpsuit…

Hey,

Steve.

 

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