The most popular jean skirt wearing girl,
Points to a reddish-brown stain
On her behind.
“Don’t you know what this is?”
I wear a training bra
For tits I’m not able to understand yet,
My 4th grade teacher
Watches me go up stairs
On tip toes, he can’t get over
How cute it is!
He runs his hand up and down
All the girls backs,
To see if they’re wearing one
He thinks we don’t know what he’s doing, but…
He does it more to some girls than others
At least the boys don’t get touched,
Really they do enough touching
Except when everyone runs
From the nearby parish priest.
His cheek pinches; a form of torture
Once caught in his grip,
You could be there for days
Have I ever put to good use
The skills learned from baton twirling?
It’s all fun and games until
“Mom, look how much blood is in my mouth!”
Still have a chip on my tooth
Her older sister says, don’t shave or you’ll
Only end up hairier
She’s made out with lots of boys and knows stuff
Like how to give a blow job.
If you need to lose weight all you have to do is starve yourself,
Maybe stick a finger down your throat
She says, it works every time.
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