There’s a hole in my kitchen ceiling. Dear Winter… I hate you enough. Love & Hugs, F. Some interesting thoughts have crossed my mind while staring at, “The Hole.” Haven’t given it a name yet, not sure if I’m ready to take our relationship to the next level and make that kind of commitment.
With the slightest hint of fear I’ve wondered, will anything suddenly come crawling out of it? Insects, rodents, animals, aliens covered in green slime…
What about CENTIPEDES!
If I stick my hand up there, will it feel wet and squishy?
While I’m making coffee one morning, will an avalanche of shit come pouring out of the hole and totally ruin my caffeine ritual.
Remember the motto I chose for 2019? Here’s a hint; there’s an annoying Disney song to go along with it. Oh wait how foolish of me, there’s an annoying Disney song to go with everything!
Let it go, sung by our friend Elsa.
There will be (A)holes in your life and problems that don’t get resolved on your preferred schedule. The healthiest choice is to simply Let it go.
Guess what Elsa, your singing isn’t that great. Anyone who thinks the storm should rage on, won’t be in my good books.
Doesn’t that bitch hook up with Jack Frost?
OMG
It’s all coming together, everything is finally starting to make sense. Elsa and Jack Frost are plotting against me!
Or they’re both going to come crawling out of that hole, with frozen centipedes…
Who are trying to let it go!
Maybe I’ll make some coffee.
F.
Are you worried about something? Let me know if I can help.
You are always so wonderfully kind John! I cannot thank you enough for your support.
You are welcome.
I hate insects! If I were in your place, I would have sealed it up with sellotape or anything…
Thanks for the suggestion, it’s funny I didn’t even think of trying to seal it myself. Although the minute something did come crawling out of it, I would be up there with the Drywall!
Your imagination is outstanding- a hole gave a whole new perspective 😊🌸
What an awesome thing for you to say Shantanu, thank you! It was fun to write, I’m happy you enjoyed it 😀
I sure did – stay blessed
I hate these……
They’re really gross 🙂 Thank you for reading!
My pleasure.❤️
This is so well written it gave me the creeps. Yuck. Can’t stand insects.
Thank you so much Andrew! I appreciate you taking the time to read and comment. Hope your transition to the colder weather hasn’t been too harsh.
Very harsh. LOL
Planing on a move to Florida
No more cold for me.
That’s exciting 🙂 Running away from the cold is very tempting. You know they have some pretty big bugs there…
LOL . Trying not to think about that.