Mani Pedi
Laser hair and fat removal
Cold laser facial
All the lasers
Ultrasonic rhino-sculpture
Hybrid boob job and butt implants
Unicorn horn implant
Lip, cheek and brain filler
Followed by
The Vampire facial
How about a
3D face lift
Gotta have ultra long
Eyelash extensions
Don’t forget
Highlighting and contouring
Better yet
Get some permanent makeup
Schedule it in right after
The Mermaid tail
Fitting appointment.
F.
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I think you have everything covered. I would like to see the final product, less the Tail.
Thank you for reading John! This is a fake list. It was written to make a statement about loving your body the way it is, without the constant need for improvement.
Would still like to see the finished product.
haha – that is a long list – spring may be over by the time you get to the last one 😜 – love your creativity always
Too funny Shantanu 😀 Spring would be over and when would I possibly get any blogging done? Thank you! Your kindness is always appreciated.
My absolute pleasure
Very real,,,
Thanks a lot! 🙂
i just spend
less time
looking
in the mirror 🙂
Thank you for reading! Looking in the mirror less is one option or we can learn to appreciate our unique beauty 🙂
🙂
Wait….I can get a unicorn horn?!!! 🤣 This is great! Cheers!!! 🙂
Yes you can 😉 Thank you so much. I’m glad you liked it!
My pleasure and Yay!!! I’ll take one with sparkles, please! 😄
Sparkles are essential! 😀
Indeed! 😄
Make sure to get rainbow coloring upgrade for the unicorn horn 😉
Absolutely! Rainbow coloring with sparkles 😀
LMFAO
What ever happened to be natural? I will return to answer that question after my pectoral implant.
Can you imagine? It even sounds silly. Thanks Andrew, wishing you a great start to your week 🙂
Thank you so much. You too.
Merci 🙂 Your new blogging corner looks awesome! Hope it’s starting to feel like home…
Thanks. Yes, it is.
A lovely piece of playfulness and amusement, definitely brings a smile to the face 🙂
Thank you for reading! Really glad it made you smile 🙂