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No one is aware he’s

The King

They think he’s a travelling salesman

From out

Far far east

Who broke a lot of hearts

 

White-haired and

Living large

In a fancy trailer park

Resembling

Santa Claus

Instead of building toys

For good little girls and boys

 

He spends his days

Sniffing dirty panties

The collection he accumulated is

Shocking

To say the least

A variety of smells

Will satisfy

The hard to please critic

 

Freshly deep fried

Mars bars

Almost

Too hot to eat

Well

You got yourself

An afternoon

Jam-packed

Full of activity

Didn’t even need to

Put a pair of pants on

 

Made my life

Completely about

Elvis

For a show once

With one regret

I’ve never

Done it

To his music

 

He devours

Another bite

Of gooey chocolate

His eyes closed

Makes a wish

People all around the world

Are doing it

To his music.

 

 

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