Lockdown side-effects: Texting long lost exes late at night.

(F) Hey, how are you?

(Ex) Ok. You?

(F) I was worried when you didnโ€™t answer my first text.

(Ex) I was sleeping.

(F) I thought something had happened to you, and I was concerned about who would feed your dog.

(Ex) He has permission to eat me, if needed to survive.

(F) Oh.

(Ex) He’d probably get high, the same as eating a whole bunch of edibles.

(F) Good for him. ๐Ÿ˜‰ Hopefully, he would like how you taste…


Either way at least the dog will be taken care of.



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