Lockdown side-effects: Texting long lost exes late at night.
(F) Hey, how are you?
(Ex) Ok. You?
(F) I was worried when you didn’t answer my first text.
(Ex) I was sleeping.
(F) I thought something had happened to you, and I was concerned about who would feed your dog.
(Ex) He has permission to eat me, if needed to survive.
(Ex) He’d probably get high, the same as eating a whole bunch of edibles.
(F) Good for him. 😉 Hopefully, he would like how you taste…
Either way at least the dog will be taken care of.
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